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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Be not Led into Evil by the HOFF!


http://www.esquilax.com/baywatch/

Article extract:

"He has even less musical talent than John Tesh... His television shows are unwatchable... and yet He's one of the world's most popular stars... how has He done it?

I submit David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist... And I have the proof

How can one explain the phenomenal global success of one of this country's least talented individuals? There are only three ways.

1) Mr. Hasselhoff actually is talented, but this goes unnoticed in his own country.
2) Mr. Hasselhoff has sold his soul to Satan in return for global success.
3) David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist.

I vote for the latter -- and perhaps, after seeing the facts involved, the rest of the world will agree.

The Facts First, the obvious. Add a little beard and a couple of horns -- David Hasselhoff looks like the Devil, doesn't he? "

This may upset many people....but I can be silent no longer!

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