BABYHEADED DOOM AND GLOOMERS

Seen last night:

An advertisement for butter, in which a couple of senior citizens boast about how they are "ploughing through their kids inheritance" while they cruise along on what looks like a motorised tricycle.

An advertisement for......butter.

This boast was made twice in the ad just in case we missed it the first time...actually my wife and I were taken aback at the sort of mindset which would develop such a self-indulgent item. All that was missing was references to "How wild we were in the sixties!"

Seems there are quite a lot of grey-haired adolescents out there..just don't break a hip falling off your tricycle okay?