HERE COME THE DRUMS!

Laughing derisively in the face of a mediocre frightened world.

Friday, February 02, 2007

MUSIC IS LIFE

Here are some songs that I REAAAAAALLLLY LIKE:

U Can't Touch This- MC Hammer
Superfreak- Rick James (see above)
WASSUPP- Da Muttz (also see above)
Heart-Pet Shop Boys
Khe Sanh- Cold Chisel
Amazing Grace- John Newton
Amazing Love-Charles Wesley
Hey Stupid-Alice Cooper (good anti-drug message)
My Humps- Black-eyed Peas
Two Tribes-Frankie Goes to Hollywood
Toot toot Tootsie goodbye- Al Jolson
Angels- Robbie Williams (despite the bizarre lyrics)
True Faith- New Order
Touched by the Hand of God- New Order
Louie Louie- Iggy Pop
No Fun-Iggy Pop
Etudiants Poils-Au-Dents- Renaud (FRENCH PUNK!!!!!!)
Monster in My Pants-Fred Schneider
Debbie- The b-52's
Good Stuff- The b-52's

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

UNIVERSITY LECTURERS

Surely it should be a precondition before one is allowed to be a University lecturer that one be able to speak English coherently????

Monday, January 29, 2007

My Happy Canadian

Carla The Cool Canadian.


Having been feeling majorly uninspired with the whole blog thing (as previously discussed) I grudgingly reaccessed it tonight (as a means of avoiding watching a particularly painful EQUITY lecture) and found THREE unmoderated comments from the cool Canadian Carla person!

HOORAY!

So I temporarily feel that someone cares about this blog! (temporarily)

So with nothing else to write I thought I would write about Carla. Hopefully she will enjoy what I write rather than take offence...I think she will.


THINGS TO LIKE ABOUT CARLA


1) She has the cool Betty Boo thing happening- petite of frame she has big cool hair and wide eyes that see all (except when she is intoxicated....heehee) All she needs now are like totally huge 70's boots!

2) She has this way of unfolding her train of thought like I do....in that she gradually thinks of something...then something else...then another third thing which follows in logical progression...then she realises how she is sounding and hesitates...wondering if people can follow her..but thinking they can....so she continues in smaller....paragraphs...reminiscent of a haiku.


3) She is the first person I have encountered from North America who can spell BEHAVIOUR (note the U!)


4) She introduced me to this cool drink with vodka in it which is driving me mad trying to remember what it was called and what was in it besides vodka. It WAS BRIGHT BLUE!!!


5) She is hella candid in the way she speaks...rare gift in my experience.


6) She didn't ridicule me for referring to myself as "The Law Dude" when she is like total Law Queen.

7) She and I collaborate on assignments like a muthafunster!

8) She can express her views on issues without getting offended at anothers different perspective-an ALMOST NON EXISTENT quality!!!

9) She cracks me up by having photos of her drinking out of impossibly huge glasses!!!


10) - 1000) to come later.

And because she requested it...here is some rasslin' beefcake!!! WHOO!!!



My Hero: George "The Animal " Steele.


"Trying to referee a George Steele match is like being trapped in a steel cage with a rabid St. Bernard"- legendary referee Al Vass.